Winter may come, but love? Love can come right now. If you breathe fire for dragons, sigh at direwolves, and secretly practice your best
“You know nothing, Jon Snow” delivery in the mirror — you’re in the right place. This mega collection blends witty, romantic, cheeky,
and yes — sometimes naughty — Game of Thrones–inspired lines that will help you rule their heart (or at least make them laugh).
Whether you want to slide into DMs with Targaryen-level confidence, charm someone in a tavern with a Tyrion-esque quip, or simply drop a line that’s sweeter than a Dornish wine, I’ve got you covered. Below you’ll find carefully grouped sets
— from Best to Dirty, from Cute to Savage — each packed with 20 unique Game of Thrones–flavored rizz lines. Use them, remix them, or steal them like Arya — but most importantly: have fun and be respectful.
Best Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 🏰❤️

- If I were the Iron Throne, I’d still choose to sit next to you.
- You must be Valyrian steel — because my heart’s been pierced.
- I’d cross the Narrow Sea just to hear you laugh.
- Your smile outshines the dragons at full flight.
- Call me a maester, because I’ve got a thesis on how perfect you are.
- If love were winter, I’d never leave — I’d stay and build a snowman with you.
- You’ve got more magic than a dragon’s flame.
- I’d trade my cloak for your coat and keep you warm in any winter.
- You’re the reason the white ravens fly — because news of you is worth sending.
- I’d bend the knee to you and still stand tall.
- Even the Red Keep looks dull next to your eyes.
- My heart’s safer with you than any keep behind a moat.
- I’d brave a wight army if you promised to hold my hand.
- If kisses were crowns, I’d make you queen of everything.
- Your voice is more enchanting than the songs of the bard at the inn.
- I’d follow you beyond the Wall — prophecy be damned.
- You’re the wildfire in my chest — bright, fierce, and impossible to hide.
- Of all the flags in Westeros, I’d pick yours to fly above my heart.
- My heart’s been in exile — it’s time it returned to you.
- You put the “gold” in King’s Landing — bright, dangerous, and impossible to ignore.
Funny Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 😂🎭

- Are you a White Walker? Because you just took my chill away.
- I’m not a Maester, but I have a PhD in staring at you awkwardly.
- Do you have wildfire? Because we’re about to make a questionable life choice.
- Call me Bran — I’ve been seeing our awkward future together.
- If you were a direwolf, I’d never let you chase my pizza.
- You must be a Faceless Man, because you stole my identity… and my hoodie.
- Is your name Winter? Because my heart calls for you every six months.
- Are you from Dorne? Because you’re heating up my negotiation skills.
- I don’t need dragon glass — I’ve got cheesy lines that’ll melt you.
- Did we meet at the Wall? Because my standards just fell.
- You’re like a maester’s raven: always delivering good news.
- Are we in a tavern? Because this conversation just got merrier.
- I’m like Tyrion with a map — lost but charming.
- You must be a Lannister bill, because I can’t stop thinking about paying attention to you.
- If I had a dragon for every time I thought of you, I’d still be broke on dragon feed.
- I promise I won’t push you into a politics meeting unless you want to.
- My carpet matchmaker failed, but I found you in real life — jackpot.
- Are you wildfire? Because talking to you makes me glow dangerously.
- I was looking for a sword, but I found your number instead — even better.
- You’re the plot twist my season needed.
Tinder Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 📱💘

- Swipe right if you want to rule a kingdom of two.
- I’m just a knight looking for a queen — interested?
- Let’s skip the squabbles and fast-forward to us ruling the couch.
- Your photos are better than any map of Westeros I’ve seen.
- I’ll bring the dragons, you bring the snacks — match?
- My favorite house is “Yours” — I’ve already packed.
- Looking for someone to binge wildfire documentaries with — you in?
- If our first date was a duel, I’d still lose to your charm.
- I’ll be your Brienne if you’ll be my heart’s true north.
- Do you prefer long walks through King’s Landing or sitting by the Winterfell hearth? I’m flexible.
- My bio mentions “likes dragons and emotional honesty.” Which did you read first?
- I can promise laughter, awkward dance moves, and maybe a dragon sighting.
- Let’s make our story better than any House archive.
- You + me + a direwolf plush = fate.
- Message me and I’ll tell you my least embarrassing Westerosi story.
- Here to find a partner in crime (and occasional dragon feeding).
- I’ll be the Jon to your Daenerys — minus the complicated alliances.
- Seeking co-ruler for a small, extremely cuddly empire.
- If you judge me by my favorite house, I’ll judge you by dessert preference.
- Match confirmed — now let’s start an actual saga.
Hot Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 🔥💋

- My dragon breath just got jealous of the way you breathe.
- You’re hotter than dragonfire on a summer day in Dorne.
- I’d melt the Wall for you.
- My heart races faster than a dragon in flight when you walk by.
- If desire were a crown, you’d be wearing it now.
- Let me steal a kiss — no Faceless Men required.
- I’d risk a thousand smallfolk whispers just to hold you close.
- Your touch would make any maester forget his herbs.
- I’d build a secret passage just to surprise you at midnight.
- I’ll be the flame, you be the leather — together, we’re unstoppable.
- Your eyes burn brighter than wildfire in the dark.
- I don’t need a dragon to warm my nights — just you.
- Let’s rewrite the laws of Westeros tonight — starting with “two can cuddle.”
- My pulse pounds like war drums; fix it with a kiss.
- You make my cloak feel too small.
- We could start a scandal that historians would blush at.
- Would you like to help me break a few traditions?
- Your lips should have a sigil — mine already bows.
- I’ll whisper secrets sweeter than any Red Priest.
- Promise me no witnesses — just you and the moon.
Cute Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 🥰💖

- If you were a direwolf pup, I’d teach you to fetch my heart.
- You’re the little spark that lit my whole winter.
- Can I be your small council of one? I give excellent hugs.
- You make my heart feel as cozy as Winterfell’s hearth.
- Your laugh is my favorite song in the Red Keep.
- If I could name a star, I’d name it after your smile.
- Let’s share a cup of lemon cakes and stories.
- You’re sweeter than Dornish wine and softer than a cloak.
- I’d carry your books from the Citadel any day.
- Your hand fits in mine like a promise.
- You glow like the sun over Dragonstone at dawn.
- Can I be your favorite silly anecdote? I’d be honored.
- You’re the bookmark in my favorite chapter.
- There’s a little northern warmth blooming because of you.
- If you were a raven, I’d read every message from you.
- My favorite quest is getting to know you.
- You’re the cozy blanket of my season.
- I’d serenade you with the softest lute (or at least try).
- You’re my favorite plot twist.
- Want to be my partner for awkward family dinners and peaceful dawns?
Savage Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 💣🔥

- I’d conquer kingdoms for you — but I’ll start by conquering brunch.
- My blade is sharp, but my comebacks are sharper — try me.
- I don’t bend the knee often, but for you I’d consider it.
- I’ll burn the maps that tell me where to go because I only follow you.
- You look like trouble — delicious, inevitable trouble.
- I could rally an army, but I’d rather rally your heart.
- I speak more truth than a maester who’s had his seventh ale.
- I’ll take the risk if you’ll take the crown.
- Your stare could start a war — and I volunteer as tribute.
- I’m the plot twist no one saw coming — and you’ll love it.
- I’ll outperform the bards and still out-sass the court.
- I’ll outwit, outplay, and outlast — especially for your smile.
- You’re a wildfire in disguise — and I’m here for the inferno.
- I don’t fear dragons, but I do fear losing you.
- I’ll out-drink the sailors just to impress your sense of adventure.
- My sarcasm is sharp as Valyrian steel; handle with care.
- I’ll raid your heart gently and call it a rescue.
- Keep your allies close; I’ll be closer.
- I don’t need permission to love you — I have conviction.
- Cross me and I’ll write a terrible song about you in a jealous tone — but then buy you flowers.
Dirty Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 😈🔥

(playful, suggestive — flirt responsibly and only with consenting adults)
- Your heat could melt dragon glass — want to test it?
- If we were alone in the Red Keep, I’d rewrite the laws of modesty.
- You make my cloak feel like a bad idea I’m very into.
- I’ve studied siege tactics — and I know how to lay siege to a heart.
- Let’s skip formalities and go directly to the late-night mischief.
- I’d whisper secrets that would make the High Sparrow blush.
- Your touch is the only kind of conquest I’m after tonight.
- I’ll be your private wildfire — intense, irresistible, and a little dangerous.
- I’d trade a dragon ride for one honest moment under the sheets.
- If passion were a bannermen’s oath, I’d swear fealty to you.
- I’ve read maps of hearts; yours is marked “dangerous — proceed.”
- Let’s be the scandal the maesters write epic poems about.
- Your kiss would be a rebellion I’d never quash.
- I’ll be the hand that learns every secret curve of your secrets.
- The Red Keep might keep secrets — but I want yours.
- Tonight, let’s make the moon jealous of our glow.
- I’ll follow you into private chambers — adventure guaranteed.
- Your whispers could start a war and I’d sign up first.
- If desire were coin, you’d bankrupt the kingdom.
- I’m offering a private council — attendance required and very hands-on.
Flirty Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 😍💫

- Your smile could broker peace between enemies.
- If hearts were castles, I’d be laying foundations for you.
- I’d rather ride dragons with you than rule alone.
- You’re the map to my favorite treasure: your laughter.
- Let me be your small favor in a big, chaotic world.
- Your presence is my favorite foreboding — in the best way.
- I’d trade a season of glory for one night of your company.
- Can I be the reason you roll your eyes and grin?
- I’d traverse any maze to find your hand at the center.
- You make ordinary moments feel like prophecy.
- If eyes could swear loyalty, mine belong to you.
- I promise not to steal your crown — only your fries.
- I’d rather be your shadow than a king on a lonely throne.
- You turn my “winter is coming” into “spring is here.”
- If looks could conquer, you’d already rule my mind.
- I’ll share my cloak and my cheesier jokes with you.
- Want to be my partner-in-crime for late-night rooftops?
- You’re the best subplot I didn’t know I needed.
- I’ll be your confidant; you be my favorite distraction.
- Care to sign a compact for mutual pampering and mischief?
Cheesy Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 🧀🤣

- Are you a maester? Because you’ve got a degree in making me smile.
- I’d be lost at sea without your compass — and I’m terrible at maps.
- If you were a direwolf, I’d name you “Cuddle.”
- Are you a dragon egg? Because I’ve been guarding feelings for you.
- You’re the lemon to my lemon cake — necessary and delightful.
- My love for you is like wildfire: dramatic and slightly alarming.
- Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a real lemon cake.
- I’d pick your house sigil over Netflix any night.
- Your laugh is the best kind of battle cry.
- I’d sail to Braavos just to bring you a cheesy postcard.
- If I were Littlefinger, I’d play matchmaker for our own dumb rom-com.
- You’re the rabbit in my feast of life — unexpected and adorable.
- I’d build a pillow fort in the Red Keep just for two.
- My heart’s like Winterfell’s library — full of stories about you.
- You’re my favorite footnote in a long book of boring days.
- Let’s be the couple historians giggle about.
- I’d trade my last lemon cake for one more smile from you.
- You put the “aww” in awkward family councils.
- If you were a sigil, you’d be “Perpetual Cute.”
- I’d send you ravens with silly emojis forever.
Romantic Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines 💕🌹

- In a world of thrones, I chose you without debate.
- Let me be the lighthouse guiding you through every storm.
- My love for you is more constant than the stars over the Narrow Sea.
- If destiny had a voice, it would whisper your name to me every night.
- I vow to listen like a maester and protect like a knight.
- With you, even long winters seem like a gentle pause.
- I’d cherish you more than any crown or title.
- You’re the gentle hand that steadies my fiercest battles.
- I’ll be your safe harbor when the seas grow rough.
- Let’s write a quiet chapter where only we exist.
- You taught my heart how to feel again — thank you.
- I’d cross any feast line to share a dance with you.
- I promise to keep your secrets like relics.
- If love is a vow, consider mine forged in Valyrian steel.
- I’ll value every moment with you more than all the spoils of war.
- Your presence makes every season brighter.
- I’ll be the steady beat beneath your wildest music.
- Let me be the reason your mornings start soft.
- Even the long road home is shorter with you beside me.
- Give me one lifetime and I’ll spend it proving my love.
How to use these lines in good way
Using a pop-culture pickup line is an art, not a monologue. Game of Thrones lines are playful and dramatic — which is what makes them great — but timing, tone, and consent are the actual crown jewels. Here’s a full playbook so your rizz lands like a dragon landing (spectacular, not destructive):
1. Read the room.
If you’re at a funeral, a library, or a tense meeting of the small council, save the flirty declarations. Use light, humorous lines in relaxed settings: parties, DMs, casual conversations, or after you’ve already established some rapport.
2. Start with a smile (and consent).
A genuine smile and friendly body language tell someone you’re playful, not predatory. If they pull back, respect their boundary instantly. Humor should make people comfortable, not uncomfortable.
3. Pick a line that matches your vibe.
- Want charming? Use the Romantic or Cute set.
- Want to make them laugh? Try the Funny or Cheesy lines.
- Want heat but keep it tasteful? Use the Hot or Flirty lines.
- If you know they love darker humor and are receptive, go Savage or Dirty, but only if you’re certain they’ll enjoy it.
4. Personalize it.
The best lines feel tailored. If you know their favorite character, tweak a line to mention them. Instead of a generic “You’re hotter than dragonfire,” say “You’re hotter than Drogon after a long nap” — specific and playful.
5. Keep the banter two-way.
A pickup line should open a conversation, not end it. Follow up with a question or an invitation: “Which house would you swear to?” or “Coffee later to compare favorite episodes?”
6. Use delivery like a performer.
- Slow down the punchline for comedic effect.
- Use soft eye contact for romantic lines.
- Smile after a cheesy line to signal ‘lighthearted’.
Think of it like skipping stones — a gentle toss, then watch the ripples.
7. Don’t overdo it.
One great line is better than twenty forced attempts. Repetition makes charm feel scripted. If the first line doesn’t land, move on with grace.
8. Keep it respectful and age-appropriate.
Dirty lines should be flirtatious, not graphic. If in doubt, choose something playful and less explicit. Always make sure the other person is an adult and receptive.
9. Repair with humor if it fails.
If a line flops, laugh at yourself: “That sounded better in my head — blame the maester.” Self-deprecation is disarming and human.
10. Match escalation to their signals.
If they laugh and lean in, you can flirt more earnestly. If they’re laughing but keeping space, continue with light humor. If they’re quiet, switch to genuine conversation — ask about them.
Example interactions (mini-scripts):
- Tinder opener (funny): “Swipe right if you want to rule a kingdom of two.” — they reply laughing — “First order of business: coffee or cake?”
- At a con (nerdy cute): Drop “You’re the lemon cake to my sleepy northern heart.” Pause, smile, then “Favorite episode?” — lets the chat breathe.
- Drinks alone (hot but respectful): “I don’t need a dragon to warm my nights — just you.” Smile soft and gauge response; offer a genuine compliment about them, not just looks.
Practice makes natural. Try these lines with friends, or write your own twists. The goal is to create connection, not just a clever one-liner. If your line sparks laughter, curiosity, or a smile — you’ve won.
Conclusion
Game of Thrones gives us epic stakes and larger-than-life lines — which makes it perfect source material for flirtation that’s dramatic, playful,
and memorable. Use these lines as a spark, not a script. Be confident, be kind, and most of all, read the room. A well-timed quip can be the beginning of a saga worth telling.
Love, like any great story, thrives on respect, humor, and honesty. Whether you choose something cute to melt a heart,
something funny to get a laugh, or something a little hotter for later — make sure it reflects who you are and honors who they are.
Rule their heart with warmth, not force — and you might just find a co-ruler for life (or at least someone to binge the series with again).
Short final thoughts: Be brave, be playful, and remember — even the smallest gesture can become legendary.

Written by Rimsha Khan, a content creator who loves exploring unique topics and presenting them in a fresh, engaging way for all readers.





